When I was six, there were five things I promised myself I would never do:

1. I will never grow my hair long like a girl
2. I will never forget the first dozen multiplication tables
3. I will never stop watching TV
4. I will never cry
5. I will never buy CDs

When I was sixteen, those five things changed a little bit...

1. I will never grow my hair any longer than it can be spiked
2. I will never forget the first five multiplication tables
3. I will never stop watching a TV
4. I will never cry in front of anyone
5. I will never buy DVDs

When I got to 21...

1. I will never blog
2. I will never forget how to use tables
3. I will never own a Windows machine
4. I will never cry unless it's windy or I'm emo
5. I will never buy the next generation of gaming consoles

I can never seem to keep my promises to myself...